my version of jingle bells, it is now jingle cans

Dashing threw da wata
in a one horse open boat
Over the lakes we go
Laughing all the way.
Cans on bobs tail ring
Making babies drunk,
OH What fun it is to water ski  

and sing a song tonight

Oh, jingle Cans, jingle ,cans
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat, HEY!
Jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat.

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss fattymcboom Bright
Was seated by my side
The boat was leaning left
Misfortune seemed her lot
We hit a huge roadwave
And then we got all wet.

Oh, jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat
Jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat

Jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way  
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat
Jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat

by Jesse monette and Jarod nordquist.