Wednesday, 14 December 2011

my letter to santa as dallas booyah

Hey Grinch
I figured that you an me are the same in some ways. You know since you and me are both tough.
let me get to the point I want a switch blade with a black handle and a silver and gold blade. Or a black mustang with blue flames going down the side. I also wish to have the chance to beat up a bunch of those dang Socs and to prove that the Greasers are better. dang man its so hard to think of things that I want cause I'm so tough and strong I basically have everything I could want except for girls and money. anyway back to the point oh I would really like a pack of cigars. Or a giant chocolate cake an a pack of coke. I would also really like a switch blade with a dragon running up the handle with a blade with flames going up the blade.
thats all Grinch.

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

the hunters night before Christmas

the hunters night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of well done steaks danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our muscles for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up my blade.

The moon on the claw of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny kirin.

With a little old driver, so lively and strong,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Basher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Busted! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now bash away! Bash away! Bash away all!

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The stomping and screeching of each little claw.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in scales, from his head to his foot,
And his armor was all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of weapons he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a warrior, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they burned! his fist how scarry!
His cheeks were like dragons, his nose like a bat!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
                                             Edited by Jarod Nordquist and Jesse Monette.

Friday, 9 December 2011

my version of jingle bells, it is now jingle cans

Dashing threw da wata
in a one horse open boat
Over the lakes we go
Laughing all the way.
Cans on bobs tail ring
Making babies drunk,
OH What fun it is to water ski  
and sing a song tonight

Oh, jingle Cans, jingle ,cans
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat, HEY!
Jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat.

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss fattymcboom Bright
Was seated by my side
The boat was leaning left
Misfortune seemed her lot
We hit a huge roadwave
And then we got all wet.

Oh, jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat
Jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat

Jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way  
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat
Jingle cans, jingle cans
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open boat
by Jesse monette and Jarod nordquist.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

a christmas star

hello I am a star on top of a christmas tree. for all but a week I see pure darkness but in that one week I see the true beuty of christmas, i hear the the wonderfu; christmas charols, i smell the delicous sent of the ginger bread cookies fresh from the oven. I taste nothing but I wait every year for when this happens becuase when I am in that dark box I am with my friends doing what ever we want but I taste nothing with joy. I feel my
precious home, the christmas tree.

Friday, 2 December 2011

the unreal champion ship

people from all over the galaxy come to enter this tournamant. the main races that enter are the Nakti, Skaarj, Liandria, Humans, Juggernaughts and now Shadows have joined along with the Korgon. last year one elder god had joined but now the rest have entered. but the most unkown of races has joined, they belive in an ancient god named Naga, he was one of the most feared in the galaxy, he had taught them how to fight and become stronger and how to build. they are the Arkayne but they have 2 ways to win. either they win or the Arkayne Wolves win but they have a problem the Archrons have also joined. enough about the competitors its time for the tournament to start. last years winers are Anubis and Selket. I have also entered the tourney, I am Scorpinock, one of the newest races to join the tourney,my race is called the Korgon we are a highly evolved race of the strongest and most defensive creatures, oh my turn to fight as I entered the arena I came face to face with an Archron he was Hector. oh crap its a death match. as I put my ion vest on I also grabbed my dual scorpion blades I didnt think I would need my tails for this match so I merged it with my body and so it wouldnt get in my way oh gosh hes an archron of lightning, he swung his hand and a single god lightning blade shot out of his hand. the match had started before I knew it I was charging straight at him he swung his blade but I jumped over him doing a front flip, when I landed I instanly shot around and plunged my dual  scorpion blades into hes back and kicked his lifless body to the ground but wait it wasnt over his body turned into a bunch of lightning and he spawned on the other side of the arena I swung around and used my adrenalin so I could see him I swung my sword and threw it right in his direction he ducked and I missed but it came back and plunged straight into his back and he fell to the ground I walked up to him and ripped my sword from his lifless body. it was over I won, well its time to go and meet my team
the skull rippers. well would ya look at that anubis is the team leader. here are the people in my team, szalor, cyber blade, mystic mane, corrosion, raptor, arclite, malcolm, apophis, terra killer, disrupter and me. the liandri were calling for the skull rippers to come central arena. so we walked for about 20 minutes trying to get to the central arena and when we arrived we saw selket standing in the center of the arena. she was the team leader of the anceint blades but anubis was our team leader. Selket had chosen gorge to fight in the match. while anubis chose me to fight gorge, Lets do this. I stepped into the arena along with gorge, the anouncer had started the match. I began to sprint in the direction of gorge. Before I knew it Gorge's fist had slammed into my face "man I thought that I was gunna die until I remembered, I could strike with my tail". So I swung my tail up and with amazing force I plunged it into Gorge's back, He fell to the ground with a shreik of agony and a big thud. His body exploded making him respawn he had 4 more lives until his tournament ladder and his life would end. I swung around plunging my blade into his back and flipping him over my back and slamming him into the ground. 4 down 1 to go. I had back flipped and landed behind gorge and said " Are you ready to die?" He said no but I said "To bad" and I plunged my blades into his back and ripped them out. It was over I won. I walked out of the arena and said "I won"